Crimestoppers drawings

Crime is not funny. The work of police artists is. Here are some of the criminals Crimestoppers is currently hoping to track down. If you see them, you should call the police. You should also move out of your bumpkin village with its shallow gene pool.

It's not Gail Porter, you cruel bastard.

Swallowed up by his guilt. Oh, it's actually his coat.

Now you know why Marc Wooton has so many disguises

Why the long guilty face?

Last seen in Peckham rifling through Del Boy's wardrobe

This is why cousins shouldn't marry

I think he dyes his hair