Cheesy Chat up lines

Cheesy chat-up lines aren’t big and they aren’t clever, but some men just won’t learn. Here are some gems we collected from the 'singles' scene:

Ian Bannell

1. Wow, there’s a pretty looking thing! You’re in the supermarket, on the street, or let’s face it you could be pretty much anywhere, and you want to make a good impression so she’ll fall at your feet…

You look like a parking ticket… You’ve got fine written all over you.

2. You’re an intelligent guy, up on what’s happening in today’s ever changing world of global politics. Why not demonstrate this …

Were your parents terrorists? Because you’re the bomb!

3. It’s early in the evening; you’re only on your first drink. Sober, you’re no ladies man, so you need a solid line. Her response to that first line could make or break your night…

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

4. She’s the most beautiful girl for miles, dressed to kill and the object of several admiring glances. You’ve got to outwit the competition with something special…

Is it hot in here… or is it just you?

5. Those bitches have hurt you but you still want to get some, you’re feeling a little vulnerable, defensive and desperate…

I may not be the best-looking man in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

6. If only you looked like Johnny Depp, this whole process would be a lot easier. This line’s only going to make you Billy No-mates …

I am the Love Pirate and I’m here for your booty.

7. You want to impress that very hot looking lady with your charm and wit. Best bring out the big gun of chat up lines…

Are your parents retarded? Because you’re special.

8. You’re pissed and you’ve lost what little common sense you had in the first place. Forgetting all you’ve learned about women you suddenly think you have the perfect ice-breaker…

There are 265 bones in the human body, how would you like one more?

9. The club’s about to close, you’ve spent that mortgage payment on getting in to this shitty place so you better get some action or the whole evening is a waste and you’re a loser…

 Wow, your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

10. Men, take note - being creepy, scary and a little forceful is not a turn on for the majority of ladies, but, but we’ve got a feeling this would work for a woman…

We both know I’m going to follow you home anyway so don’t you just come along peacefully?